WASHINGTON — It’s stunning how simple it’s to think about Donald Trump campaigning for the presidency from jail.
He’d have the joint wired, just like the mob guys in “Goodfellas.” He’d be having fun with all types of privileges, DJing Elvis and Pavarotti; getting a gradual circulation of Viagra, cheeseburgers and conjugal visits (not from Melania). Perhaps he’d even have the ability to smuggle in his particular Tang-colored hair bleach.
It wouldn’t be the primary time somebody tried for the White Home from the Huge…
